gah... i took nearly an hour to get to jurong point yesterday...
cursed bus... and damn the bus stinks of sweaty students... i nearly turned suicidal in the bus... and damn i had to take a cab into the centre... argh...
anyways... my p2 tuition kids are hell raiders... they talk non-stop...
my poor ears bled... heh... hmm... and their language is a little better than atrocious... but they are very adorable nonetheless... our convo goes like that...
oh... btw the convo was brought up because i was teachin the girls the word cemetary...
yuxin: miss ng... why do people turn into skeletons when they die...
miss ng: that is because their bodies decompose... do you know what decomposition is?
yuxin: *shakes her head*
miss ng: they decompose because bacteria goes into their bodies and then causes them to rot... um... do you know what bacteria is?
yuxin: *shakes her head*
miss ng: *pauses* *gags* -.-... okie... because all the ants and centipedes crawl into their bodies and eat up their bodies...
yuxin: then how do the insects go inside the bodies...
miss ng: hmm... through the holes of the coffin... *notice how the convo digresses and the level of absurdity of my replies...
yuxin: then how about dogs... can they go in...
miss ng: -lapses into fits-
okie... enough of absurd conversations... my p3 students were infinitely better and hell more fun... they crack me up like crap... so anyway... i had a good time teachin...
cursed bus... and damn the bus stinks of sweaty students... i nearly turned suicidal in the bus... and damn i had to take a cab into the centre... argh...
anyways... my p2 tuition kids are hell raiders... they talk non-stop...
my poor ears bled... heh... hmm... and their language is a little better than atrocious... but they are very adorable nonetheless... our convo goes like that...
oh... btw the convo was brought up because i was teachin the girls the word cemetary...
yuxin: miss ng... why do people turn into skeletons when they die...
miss ng: that is because their bodies decompose... do you know what decomposition is?
yuxin: *shakes her head*
miss ng: they decompose because bacteria goes into their bodies and then causes them to rot... um... do you know what bacteria is?
yuxin: *shakes her head*
miss ng: *pauses* *gags* -.-... okie... because all the ants and centipedes crawl into their bodies and eat up their bodies...
yuxin: then how do the insects go inside the bodies...
miss ng: hmm... through the holes of the coffin... *notice how the convo digresses and the level of absurdity of my replies...
yuxin: then how about dogs... can they go in...
miss ng: -lapses into fits-
okie... enough of absurd conversations... my p3 students were infinitely better and hell more fun... they crack me up like crap... so anyway... i had a good time teachin...
